LOVELY JOKES ???
- Some people are eating themselves right now
Let’s pray for pregnancy
Pray pray pray…… ??? - “Baby’ my menses finally came” This statement alone can cure Typhoid, Malaria, catarrh and high blood pressure i swear…. ???
- Date her for months without sex. Learn what makes her happy. Play games together. Take long walks together. Forget about sex. Enjoy each other’s company.
You can take this advice I don’t want it jor… ?? - Bro, If a woman wants to revenge for hurting her soul, my brother even the devil will sit down to learn wickedness from her walahi.. ???
- A family of lawyers (both parents inclusive)
Imagine marrying from this family and you get a divorce!
You will lose everything including your Sim card.. ??? - Hehe… Some people will be writting PH bcos they cannot spell ordinary POTACUT.. ???
- Mehn! No machine can scatter a room than a guy looking for his last condom
I lie. ??? - In government hospital, you will kukuma stand at the queue until you forget your sickness ni.. ???
- Amaka
and you are fixing nails of 2k
On the same hand that scored 45 in jamb?? ??? - Asin ehh! Dating a girl with a flat chest without boobs is a problem because when you are lying on her chest, you Will start remembering school days of sleeping on your desk.. ???
- THE pain of always meeting my CRUSH when I’m wearing the SAME cloth,,,,CAN make me stop her and say ‘I CAN EXPLAIN’.
I will not change it.. ??? - U can tell me ur secrets, It is safe with me even when Dave Okafor told me he slept with five members here.
Have I told anyone la?? ???